Dirty Reuben
a s-x act which starts off with the man wearing those groucho marx-looking gl-sses. you know…the ones with the fake nose and mustache. next the man has -n-l s-x with his female partner. after the man -j-c-l-t-s into her -n-s he stuffs grilled corned beef and sauerkraut in the woman’s “dirty” -n-s mixing it around and coating the sandwich mixture nicely with his used c-m. next the man (still wearing his groucho gl-sses of course) removes the reuben mixture, places it between two pieces of toasted rye and feeds it to the woman. voilà! a dirty reuben!
man, did you see that dirty reuben show in tijuana last week?
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