Dirty Richard
the dirty richard a.k.a the harriet tubman is the act of f-cking a woman on her period and then inserting a banana into her -sshole. after this she will pleasurably hand you the banana and then you must peal it and let her put her droppings in it from her -ss. then begin to digest the banana, by now you will be puking it up so puke back on the woman before you f-ck her again and make sure to cover her t-ts in syrup and take a picture with her afterwords to see the awesome outcome of preforming a dirty richard.
guy 1: hey dude your sister looks really f-cked up today and can’t walk straight what’s wrong?
guy 2: i don’t know man and i couldn’t find any syrup for my pancakes this morning.. -sigh-
guy 3: oh my bad that’s cause i gave her the nastiest dirty richard that b-tch will ever get! and by the way sorry about the syrup! i can go drip some off of her t-ts back in the bottle if you want because i drowned those love bags in that sh-t.
guy 2: umm…..
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