Dirty Waitress


the act of having s-x with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. at this point you pull out and mutter, dirty waitress.
i was having s-x with my wife after dinner and she pulled a dirty waitress on me!

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