dirty river


punching someone in the gut after giving them extremely painful -n-l s-x, causing the to defacate uncontrollably
that no good b-tch f-cked my brother, so i gave her a dirty river
when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then p-ss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her b-tt.
mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river
when one partner defecates in another’s mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a bl-wj-b
she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
-n-l s-x, plain and simple.
see b-ttsecks
those two students on the football field bleachers are drifting up the ‘ole dirty river.

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