Dirty Sammich


when the guy making your sandwich stares at your -ss the entire time he makes it.
f-ckin’ quiznos guy blatently stared at my -ss the entire time he was making my sandwich. he can’t even try to be discreet? geez. i feel like i got a dirty sammich now.

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