Dirty Sanchez Martini
not to be confused with the cl-ssic dirty martini, a dirty sanchez martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 “olives” made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
yesterday my boyfriend f-cked a supermodel, so today i mixed them both up a dirty sanchez martini, with extra olives.
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