Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer
when one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for christmas.
i heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, hot plates, and dirty santa clause seat warmers…
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- disestablishmentarianism
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- Disgruntled Former Employer
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