dirty santa
a gift-giving game whereby partic-p-nts are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another partic-p-nt on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!
office christmas game
somewhat like a dirty sanchez. it’s when a guy blows his load in his girl during -n-l s-x then wipes his schl-ng on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
i gave my girlfriend mallory a dirty santa last night.
the act of dipping your b-lls one at a time into a bottle of milk. the result making your b-lls look like they have a santa beard.
hey, did someone dirty santa this milk? it tastes like b-lls.
when you pound a girl in the -ss, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing “ho, ho, ho”
to spread holiday cheer robert gave cindy a dirty santa.. laughter was had by all!
just like a filthy sanchez, but it’s a full beard…and involves gingerbread somehow.
he ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over sally’s face, giving her a full bearded dirty santa.
when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.
give me a dirty santa baby!!!
you have it wrong, it’s when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. the trick is when someone is sleeping
bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping
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