Dirty Schleimer


similar to a dirty sanchez, while hitting it from the back proceed to insert your finger into your own -ss and then fish hook the recieving party. this will cause an imeadiate reaction ( most likely suprise and disgust). best to be performed after the climax of your s-xual adventure.
brandon: rizzo gave me one h-ll of a dirty schleimer last nite! i didn’t know another mans -ss could taste so good!

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