Dirty seal
a particularly catty, pretentious breed of private school girl that dumps on everyone because they’re under the false impression that they’re hot sh-t.
sick c-nt 1: “look at her sipping her skim macciato talking to carloff about the perils of sociology.”
sick c-nt 2:”f-cking dirty seal.”
1. the act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.
2.it’s also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal’s feases-encrusted fur.
sick c-nt 1- christ did you see mary’s hair this morning?
sick c-nt 2- chaa, yeah, she’s totally got the dirty seal thing going on.
the act of sliding down the stairs, face first on your stomach. usually done while completely sh-tfaced for party entertainment.
steve’s dirty seal last night at sara’s was off the hezzy son.
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