Dirty Seaver
in the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-f-cking your own -ss until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.
girl 1: “hey, you sure got in early last night!”
“oh my god, i was making out with that guy paul i told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! i was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and sh-t my pants when i got home!”
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