Dirty Sewer Rat
when you are inside a disgusting public washroom stall taking a dump and you get a chick to suck your d-ck during the process. when you are done p–ping, she licks out your -ss then you spin her around and stick your d-ck in her -ss while shoving her head in the toilet that you have not flushed(this is crucial). after she has eaten approximately 50% of your sh-t start effing her in her p-ssy and slap her back with your right hand hopefully forcing her to puke up your sh-t. after this is accomplished take her out for an italian dinner and a movie.
dan: hey dave i saw you and kim out having dinner last night at little sicily, what was the occasion?
dave: oh nothing, we just did the dirty sewer rat earlier that evening.
dan: no way! did she eat enough of your sh-t?
dave: no, but i let her get away with it.
dan: that was nice of you dude.
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