Dirty Skillog Nuts
to be totally and completely ripped off. to be so royally cheated you feel sick. like seeing a girl’s photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men’s room with the nicest adam’s apple you’ve ever seen.
doctor: “i’m sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant.”
richard: “what happened?”
doctor: “we thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney… we were wrong. you only have about twenty minutes to live.”
richard: “c’mon man, that’s dirty skillog nuts!”
doctor: “yes… yes it is.”
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