Dirty Slowinski


when your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. named after the famous neil slownski hickey on his neck.
g-dd-mnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski’d.

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