Dirty Sludge Pump
a man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his b-tthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. then women proceeds to “jerk the man off”, the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored sh-t all over her face. this black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. it’s quite the experience.
“i say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor.”
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