dirty smurf


the act of heaftily packing your significant others -n-s with blueberries, and proceeding to f-ck her until your c-ck turns blue.
man 1 – yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my c-cks still blue.
man 2 – go with christ brah, go with christ.

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