Dirty Spaceman
characteristics of a dirty sp-ceman
1. looks like will.i.am
2. leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion
3. got that sp-ceman head
4. is extra angry
5. owns a leopard and kept it freestyle
6. will not have s-x with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty
7. is a genius
8. used to own a frog (named adrianne) which was released by some chick
9. eats bacos on his chilly, but not on his yam
10. loves ping-pong and paintball, and plays it with his crew all night
11. looks like a pink bunny in the morning
12. shaves his p-b-s
13. freaks every grandma out when he moons them
“tonight i’m leavin/ though i’m bleedin/ now you know me as/ dirty sp-ceman yeah!
verb – dirty sp-ceman
the act of performing consensual -n-l s-x on a male or female whilst wearing a condom
origin: new zealand
guy 1: i took that hot guy home from the gay bar lastnight
guy 2: how’d it go?
guy 1: i gave him the dirty sp-ceman
guy 2: glad you play it safe
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