Dirty Spatula
a “dirty spatula” is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.
it may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging s-xual act ever conceived, but i would not care to be on the receiving end of a “dirty spatula”, if you know what i mean.
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