dirty steelman
occurs when one’s act of drunken retaliation against one’s girlfriend/wife consists of screaming obscenities at her while urinating all over her clean clothes (can either be in a laundry basket, or open dresser drawers). follow up must include saying, “take that b-tch!” and the act is completed by p-ssing out on the floor or couch.
my girl wouldn’t lick my b-lls last night so i dirty steelmaned her sh-t and got the f-ck out.
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