DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS
to be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own -ss following a sh-t upon getting home from a night of drinking. then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of sh-t in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.
are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? no. those are dirty striped sheets. enough said.
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