dirty T.J.
when you bang a girls puss that smells so bad you want to barf and can’t concentrate on the task at hand. but you keep doing it. because she said it was just that her p.h. was off.
my roommate had to do his sheets twice after having a dirty t.j. last night. the musty smell is in the paint.
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