dirty tao


when a little asian hides in the bushes spanking his w-ng jumps out at unsuspecting young guys screaming “rice, rice baby” while slinging oriental love juice on the them.
cop: “are you alright sir?”
spring breaker: “what the h-ll happened?”
cop: “well it looks like when you were leaving the strip club you got a dirty tao.”
spring breaker: “dam! not again.”

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