Dirty Tessa
whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. once she gets up some good rotation on her you bl–dy your c-ck up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her v-g-n-.
“yeah,she was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once i informed her that we could now do the dirty tessa”
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