Dirty Thompson


the american equivalent of a dirty astete, with a twist.

in a dirty thompson, the woman does a handstand on the floor with her -ss sticking in the air and her legs spread. the man puts his b-lls in her -ss and his d-ck in her p-ssy, or vice versa. when he ‘finishes’ he pulls his b-lls out of her -ss (or p-ssy) and there is a popping sound. the man usually then says “booyah!” or something similar and slaps the woman’s -ss like a cowboy.
i gave my wife a dirty thompson last night… it was oooo-wee good! daggum!
(makes cowboy noises and gestures) when i pulled ’em out, i said “giddy-up!”
when you’re getting a bl-wj-b, you cut a wet one and keep going like nothing happened. (cousin of the dirty chris)
after eating 12 tijuana tacos my friend got himself a hooker and gave her a dirty thompson.

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