dirty tiffany
when a big b–bed wh-r- steals your chocalate m-ffin when you told the b-tch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its gone and she is no where to be found
when i see the b-tch that did the dirty tiffany im going to punch her big -ss t-tty
while under the influence of many gl-sses of white wine, the female tries to engage the unwilling man into s-xual activities, when the male seems uninterested the female resorts to air humping and vigorous spanking of her own -ss.
dirty tiffany comes home from bar: if you dont spank it i will spank it myself, either way its getting spanked.(while air humping the couch)
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