dirty tonometer
the s-xual act of farting directly in someone’s eye. (tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
“i got pink eye. i bet it was from when that b-tch gave me a dirty tonometer.”
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