Dirty Tulips
when a man’s girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. the opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scr-t-m…this is refered to as a “glazed coin purse”.
i suggested something different for the ol’lady’s birthday this year…i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision
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