dirty turd


the dirty t-rd is when you sh-t out only one t-rd but have to wipe your -ss so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). that is why it is called the dirty t-rd.
dave used a whole roll of toilet paper and his left sock after he p–ped out that dirty t-rd.
a t-rd thats so super stinky and sticky that it fills not only the toilet with dirtines, but it leaves your b-tt hole, -ss crack, and bathroom p–py.
oh my gawd, i just made a rinky d-nky stinking rotten dirty t-rd.

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