Dirty Valdez
when an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman’s -n-l cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the r-ct-m. then he/she proceeds to shake her violently–, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. after he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.
— gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
kim smith got a hot dirty valdez from jane last night…
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