dirty vazquez
1. to leave a mark of a dirty -ss on furniture while having s-x.
2. act of leaving a sh-t moustache and beard on a partner’s face by taking your c-ck out of her -ss and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. the result is that as the d-ck is thrust between the lips, sh-t is scr-ped off and comes to rest all araound her mouth in a moustache and beard configuration. (kinda like a dirty sanchez but with the beard included)
3. act of sucking someones dirty -ss. when that someone removes his face of the -ss the result is again a moustache and beard configuration of sh-t.
1. she didn’t wiped her -ss properly and left a dirty vazquez on the couch.
2. i f-cked that b-tch in the -ss and then gave her a dirty vazquez.
3. chuck was giving jeny a black kiss and got a dirty vazquez.
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