Dirty Windshield
a s-xual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the -sshole opens and closes from another person who is cr-pping on thier face.
guy 1- “i heard tommy really loved it when janice gave him a dirty windshield”
guy 2- “i heard that also…”
guy 1- “could you give me a dirty windshield?”
guy 2- ” oh but of course!”
placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.
dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.
when you are having s-x and ‘skeet-skeet!’ on the girls face. then, use your p-n-s to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.
“this girl was doing the deadfish in bed so i gave her a dirty windshield.”
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