Dirty Yves
adding additional memory ram to a pc in attempt to fix any issues with the computer. once the computer case is opened, the open case will have to sit for a minimum 3 weeks before anyone even looks at it again.
case lid is left open the whole time. monitor, keyboard and mouse are left unplugged and sometimes lying on the floor.
customer: “hey my printer wont work”
dirty yves: needs more memory
customer: “how come i cant get to a web page”
dirty yves: needs more memory
customer: my car wont start
dirty yves: “needs more memory”
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