ebay bitch
one who rides microsoft excel all day. taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullsh-t descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon ebay.
“hey alex, paul wants 40 things up on ebay today.”
“well ok i’ll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for”
“you truly are, a lazy ebay b-tch, alex.”
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