dirtyism
a totally real religion about being dirty. all you have to do to show your loyalty is to be as dirty as y can at all times, tell unbelievable bad dirty jokes constantly to everyone you know until they hate your guts, and praise your goddess pervertedgirl69 buy with a really cheesy pick up line. also, do not worry about your s-xual preferences or the lack of them, we accept everyone ✌
pickup line- hey, are you my wi-fi? cuz i’m feeling a connection 😜 or: do you smoke pot? cuz weed be cute together. dirtyism
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