Dirtymiking it
when you’re chatting with someone online or on the phone and they’re takig a really long time to respond because you think they’re masturbating you ask them, are you dirtymiking it?
jill:3:27 heeyyyy
jack: 3:28 whatsup
jill:3:28 omg guess what! 🙂
jill:3:30 ……. jack?!
jill: 3:45 d-mnn it jack! are you dirtymiking it?
jack:jill, jack me
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