Disability Twins
a couple who live off the proceeds of dla (disability living allowance) while actually not suffering any ailments. person a is the carer. they spend all their life (external life) looking after person b (the inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. after months or years of fake caring, its time for person a to claim illness too so they can also claim dla, generally its stress related or something they have seen on c4 shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30k a year job (as that requires getting up on a morning)
oi george, look over there, lou and andy are out parading their fake illness again, i saw ’em through the curtains last night on the kinect doing the zumba. f-cking disability twins are at it again.
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