disapparate


a form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of harry potter.
the term was created by j.k. rowling.
it is pretty f-cking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your sh-t right up.
hagrid: you’re a wizard harry
harry: i’m a what?
hagrid: you’re a f-cking wizard, harry.
harry: a whhhhaat?
hagrid: you’re a f-cking wizard harry now if you dont take my hand and disapparate with me i will personally shove your nose into your b-tt.
harry: a what?!

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