Disappenis
the complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually erect, p-n-s which can result from one of many atrocious turnoffs which a female s-xual partner is capable of during or immediately prior to intercourse. turnoffs which a disapp-n-s may result from could include the presumably female partner revealing her p-n-s during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral s-x, or asking her male partner “are you in yet?” several minutes after intercourse was actually initiated.
guy 1: dude, how’d things go with that babe after you left?
guy 2: not well, man. not well. 5 minutes into it and bam…a god d-mned disapp-n-s.
guy 1: ouch. what happened?
guy 2: she said i was gonna have to wear a condom.
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