disasstracted
also: dis–ss-tracted (which is also pr-nunciation)
to be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. see also dis-ssatraction.
literally a compound of distract and -ss.
steve didn’t hear you because he was dis-sstracted by that hot blonde.
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