disasterbating
imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.
deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to chicago. now she’s too scared to pack!
the act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve s-xual pleasure.
1:”i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my d-ck”
2:”i slammed my d-ck in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now”
rapidly masturbating in the event of a disaster
-what’s kevin doing with his 10 minutes before the nuclear bomb?
-oh, he’s disasterbating.
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