disasterpiece

any form of work put forth that is substandard or otherwise sh-tty.
“that -ssessment report i wrote for dr. kulb’s cl-ss was a disasterpiece.”
a popular song by iowa 9-piece slipknot. opens with one of the most psychotic lyrics ever.
“i wanna slit your throat and f-ck the wound…”
the opposite of a masterpiece.

if a masterpiece is considered a wonderful piece of work, a disasterpiece would be considered a piece of work so horrible the world may never be the same after its evil has destroyed the souls of millions.
dan: hey this book is really good! what a masterpiece!

sara: you’re stupid, i hate you! i actually think its a disasterpiece.
a movie that all the cast, crew, marketing people, studio executives think is a masterpiece, but actually turns out to be one of the sh-ttiest pieces of cinema filth ever.
“did you see alexander?”

“yeah, oh my god dude, what a disasterpiece!”

“but it looked so good!”

“it stank like oliver stone shat it out of a studio…”
something so bad that it goes full- circle and ends up back at the good side.
yesterday’s game was such a disasterpiece that i watched the tape in reverse to see if it would be less chaotic. nope, it was equally whack both ways. the ending was a little better in reverse, though.
portmanteau of “disaster” and “masterpiece”.
bill accidentally put his vacation snapshots in the sales presentation he gave to our executive team today. it was a total disasterpiece.