disastro
poorly maintained chevrolet astro driven by a reckless redneck, with t-shirts over the captain chairs and bondo (cheese) on the sheetmetal exterior.
watch out! neil’s disastro is going to hit a pedestrian!!
the hopeless mlb team from houston that plays in an oversized convention center with gr-ss and continuously loses to the dominant mlb team from pittsburgh in excruciating fashion.
lidge blowing that save is just another reason i’m not going to any more disastros games.
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