Disastrophuck


it went from disaster, to catastrophe, to f-cking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death
rick: will, dave just broke up with monica! now’s my chance to…
will: you’ll try and she’ll say no, we’ve been through this before.
monica: dave made my life a disastroph-ck, how can i cope…
will: shut the f-ck up, monica. can’t you see i’m telling will why he can’t date you?
(n.) a situation that is so messed up and confusing that it feels like a disaster, a catastrophe and a cl-sterf-ck all rolled into one.
when marcie started handing out jello shots, the night officially turned into a complete disastroph-ck.

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