Disasturbate
when your life is so sh-tty, all you can do is m-st-rb-t- in sorrow and self-pity.
“what happened to luke the other day?”
“i don’t know man, but it must be pretty horrible – he just went to the other room to disasturbate.”
when you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently m-st-rb-t-.
“yo, did you finally have s-x with your girlfriend last night”
“no, man. she had to leave early so i just went home to disasturbate.”
to fantasize over shtf scenarios.
watching that show doomsday preppers is great way to disasturbate.
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