discofucked


to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circ-mstances that one’s only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how f-cked you are;

or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity
dude 1: dude, i wrecked my dad’s car last night.

dude 2: wow dude. you’re f-cked aren’t you?

dude 1: no man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. haha, i’m straight discof-cked.

or

john: hey pat, did you see josh last night?

pat: yah, it was crazy! he took a dump on someone’s lawn and started crying. he was so discof-cked.

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