discojuice
the dark miscellaneous fluid which inevitably occurs on the floors of venues where alcohol is served. disco juice manifests itself on anything that makes contact with the floor. a mixture of sweat, spilled alcohol occasionally other bodily fluids too. it is a sticky, often foul smelling and a mixture of dark grey/brown in colour.
after leaving the club my shoes were ruined by discojuice.
i fell over and my hands are covered in discojuice.
my feet are sticking there’s so much discojuice on the dancefloor
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