Discombobulatory


discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. you just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin’ crazy! a discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. it can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.
me: first i was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. now i get to science cl-ss and my experimental guppy, carl is freakin’ dead! i think i’ll blame that d-ck with the uni brow that sits next to me.

d-ck with uni brow: wtf?

me: i dunno! everything’s just all discombobulatory right now!

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