Disconfect


to sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, -ssuming this will somehow remove all the germs.
if you accidentally drop your piece of candy…you can just disconfect it by blowing on it
the ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. most humans don’t have this ability but think they can disconfect.
bob: sh-t! my candy just fell in dog sh-t!
ryan: dude, just disconfect it.
bob:-blows
its still covered in sh-t
to sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, -ssuming this will somehow remove
all the germs.
i picked up my jube-jube, disconfected it, and put it back in my mouth.
to sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow -ssuming this will ‘remove’ all the germs.
“five second rule”
“naw, it was down there for 6, i better disconfect it…”

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