Discoordinated
not in line with another person or object. not with it. having your mind in another place. off track. not feeling the “vibe”. loosely -ssociated with the outside world. not in sync.
if two people are trying to open a beer, one holding the bottle and the other with the opener. the one with opener was so discoordinated that he could not open the bottle. in his discoordinated state he failed to collaborate with the other individual to open the bottle. thus, he is discoordenated.
Read Also:
- dancefloor handy
a hand job given on a crowded dance floor. my poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of tegan giving jim a dancefloor handy.
- deershank
the process by which someone is stabbed with a deer’s antlers. the said deer is usually attached to a stick. commonly used as a punishment to loosing superbingo winners get bookwiches. loosers get deershanked. getting stabbed with the horns of a deer. losers of half-stakes bingo will be deershanked
- fuckfase
an incorrect spelling of “f-ckface” ‘timmy, you misspelled “f-ckface” as f-ckfase in your journal today’ p-rnstar jenna jameson. i put my d-ck in her mouth and f-cked her fase
- Queer Meister
one who is almighty gay “god grunteh your such a queer meister!
- Dementor's Mouth
very dilated -n-s from fisting and other perverse practices. so called because it can dilate to an irregular shape, like the mouth of a dementor (fictional humanoid from the harry potter books). fisting is just gross and will give you a dementor’s mouth