DiscoStick(TM)
a health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. it had a rather unexpected side effect – in that it gives most women intense -rg-sms – through their clothing. it can be used in private or public. if women want want they can use it while dancing.
us and international patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
it’s trademarked in the us(serial # 85048794), eu & j-pan (international reg # 1062656) as:
“adult s-xual stimulation aids, namely, m-ssage systems comprised of non-electric and electric m-ssage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and m-ssaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in s-xual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use”
some people joke that it’s a 21’st century cure for “female hysteria”
i need a discostick(tm) tonight!
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